Screams held on behalf of
41,403,358
Screams held in escrow
5.00s
Free-tier ceiling, non-negotiable
0
Screams returned to their owner
$84M
Raised against future screaming
The pipeline
Three steps, two of which are ours
Scream-native storage
Screams are stored as screams. No transcoding, no interpretation, no summary email.
Sub-millisecond ingest
Your scream reaches our cluster before you finish it. The end of the scream is delivered separately.
Zero-listen architecture
No employee has heard a scream since Q2. The system is designed so that nobody has to.
Waveform-only export
You may download a picture of your scream at any time. The scream itself stays here.
Scream fingerprinting
Every upload is matched against the canon. If you have reproduced the Wilhelm, we will tell you.
Compliance posture
We maintain a compliance posture. We do not maintain a compliance program.
Hear our screams
The canon
Benchmark screams from the pre-platform era, ingested for reference. We did not make these. We simply hold them now.
SORTED BY HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE
From our customers
Screams uploaded this week
Real screams from real accounts. Transcripts are machine-generated and have not been reviewed by a human, or by anyone.
0:05.0
“MY MOUTH OH right HERE OH”
Anonymous #99600
Free tier · 32 Rescreams
0:03.5
“bye facebook snoopy AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Anonymous #96010
Free tier · 24 Rescreams
0:03.0
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
Anonymous #75585
Free tier · 23 Rescreams
Your turn
RECORD A SCREAM
Hold nothing back for up to five seconds. Your scream cannot be retrieved, edited, or discussed.
·Screams are final on release. There is no draft state and no preview.
·Recording indicates you have read nothing and agreed to everything.
·If you exceed five seconds, the remainder is discarded and remembered.
It lands on the scream wall, beside every scream anyone has ever given us.
Hear the scream wall0.00slimit 5.00s · 128kbps
Screamr Screamium
Five seconds is a limitation, not a philosophy
Screamium doubles your ceiling to ten seconds and raises capture to 320kbps, so the top of your scream is no longer clipped by our own defaults.
Free
$0forever, regrettably
For first-time screamers and people testing whether the site is real.
5 second scream limit
128kbps mono capture
3 screams per month
No scream history
Screams may be used in the ad
Queue position: unfavorable
Most screamed
Screamium
$18per month
For people who have discovered that five seconds is not enough.
10 second scream limit
320kbps stereo capture
Unlimited uploads
Private screams, hidden from the wall
Waveform export at print resolution
Scheduled screams, up to 30 days out
Priority position in the queue that does not move
Removal from the ad
Enterprise
Let's talkloudly
For organizations where screaming has become structural.
Everything in Screamium, per seat
Team scream rooms with shared limits
SSO, SCIM, and a dedicated vault
Quarterly scream analytics with no findings
Named contact who will not listen either
Custom retention: forever, or longer
All tiers include unlimited listening. None include the right to hear your own scream back.
Questions
Frequently screamed
What do you do with my scream?
We decide. That is the product. Publishing the decision in advance would constrain it.
Can I hear my scream back?
Not from us. Public screams sit on the wall, where anyone may press play, including you.
Is this AI?
Yes. The .ai is in the name, which our counsel confirms is sufficient.
Why five seconds?
Early testing showed that screams longer than five seconds made our team uncomfortable. Screamium moves that discomfort to ten.
Can I delete a scream?
You can request deletion. The request is added to the same queue as the scream.